I decided that not getting a job after college is gods way of telling me I will make a great housewife
Tell her to not eat the pizza she threw up on.
Ok see being that I'm not present or participating your vague texts "neeeeed that" and "vagina" leave a lot to question.
Lets just say I chased with a burrito.
just peed in rthe mens room but seranaeded them with adelle the whole timee so they didnt mind
She waited 7 months to break out her comicon costumes. I was only mad it took her so long. I fucked an elf last night and strawberry shortcake the night before!
I need vitamin water and Jesus :/
I am the Angelina Jolie to his Billy Bob Thorton. We just don't work.
Also topless tea is a thing that happens in our apartment. Ready yourself.
Who knew a blowjob could cause this kind of crazy
He wasn't prepared for it
One of my pillows is missing but it's cool because there is a beef stick.
Im playing a game I have to take a drink every time my gram asks me the same question hammered by 4 guaranteed...
Here's the thing. Kinda drunk. Eating leftover soup. In bed. Watching Disney channel.
Vagina status: the swelling is going down.
I promise it wsnt a penis when i put it in my mouth
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