these pics are all outta focus - was this what the camera saw? or what your eyes saw?
Do you realize that we tried to rent a limo at 5am to come and take us to waffle house?
I got 70 on my final, or put differently, I got a "still graduating" on my final.
im downtown. alone. lost. drunk. dressed as santa. dont find me. i just heard someone say mechanical bull.
Woke up with the note 'going outside. Ignore bloody spoon. Be back soon' taped to my forehead. Know anything about it?
Oh God! I'm naked from the waist down playing records. Too drunk. I don't even know what to do.
Balls out but with a shirt on. Eating ravioli. I don't know how to deal with this.
Im pretty sure by the fifth subway ride after going in circles the four times prior, we all just accepted that we werent making the concert and should instead enjoy our magical weed and tequila laced journey.
How long after mardi gras is it considered okay to wake up topless and wearing beads?
It was so weird. She left to go to the bathroom and her older sister leaned towards me with a creepy smile and said, "You don't deserve her" and then continued to stare at me with a crazy expression for the rest of the evening.
That's kinky shit dude.
Remember that time we got drunk tomorrow
Word of advice, don't put your jar if peanut butter in the microwave, blue fire comes out
I don't know if your celebrity crush has ever asked you for nudes, but it's fucking awesome
Captain and coke. And it's not drinking alone cuz i have a dog
The highlight of my night will be digging in other people's garbage
jump out the window naked night went bad
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