Do you think red sox nation has an official powerpoint template/memo format for resignations of manny support, bandwagon applications, and other official business?
Dude WTF? His teammate just started talkin to me on fb! Am I walking around with a "I like to f**k gators" on my forehead?
No, it just says ur easy
When he took off his pants i accidently shouted "that is one small wiener," and thats when he left
you'd think someone with a dick that small would take what he could get
just used a blowie as payment for him having to take the dog out to let her poop.
Because of no shave november, it's no boys december... pay back
I think animal control just caught me smoking a bowl on the back porch. Do they have any say in this matter?? Haha
Just did a "spirit of homecoming" bump off a stranger's credit card. A stranger that dropped us off at home. Erica's bad. How do allllll of the Eastern Europeans know how to find drugs so easily?!?
You were drunk it couldn't have been that bad
I've never been drunk enough to enjoy getting a blister on my dick.
I was drunk, he was taking a bodyshot while avoiding my piercing. I told him I loved him. He waited until I woke up with my hangover to say he loved me too. It was hangover magic.
There is a stockpile of mangos and vodka in my backyard and I'm at least 90% sure you had something to do with it.
I went to watch porn and there's already 3 Santa videos. Happy November 1st.
Sorry 4 always trying to rope you into my sexual exploits
you were so high you just watched the elf.... its spring
it was all good until mid make out when he announced 'i just came'. ...he wasn't joking.
okay i know we havent talked for like weeks but i just really wanted to tell you that i miss your dick. like alot.
whose this? and thank you
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