Going to a jewelry store high is not a good idea. I look like mr.t's wife.
Theres someone in the car behind me eating corn on the cob & talking on the phone
If i evwr doyble fist jack daniels and smirnoff again, i hereby give you permission to take them both away grom me and give me and give me a glass of wat
i don't care how ready and willing she is. she is where penises go to die
He has a landing strip. I repeat he has shaven himself a landing strip. HELPPPP!
I recommend just blowing him. It's always the way to go.
Dunno yet. Probably just gonna play the s.t.d. russian roulette game with random bartenders at the beach again. Same 'ol same 'ol
This Halloween will be different. I'm just here to get shitfaced, not troll around looking for slutty nun pussy.
Found sauce from last night's pizza rolls wedged under my phone case... While sitting in my 8 am class. What happened last night?
I need a hoe opinion
go on
if it makes u feel better, i skipped class so i could go to a sex convention in jersey a few hours earlier than if i went to class.
But on a side note, how the fuck do you "accidentally " get peed on
There’s nothing that says motivation more than watching these little geniuses on Kids Baking Championship New Year’s Day. I’m ready to fuck shit up this year.
Everyone in Columbus is two degrees of separation from my vagina.
I am in no place to make rational decisions, but right now i want you inside me
Randomize
