it was the least impressive dick i've ever seen... and i've changed babies' diapers.
it's gonna be a chat room kind of night
Just saw a white bronco on my way home from work and the license plate said "NOT OJ"
The only comparison I have for the iPhone is that it's like youre constantly getting a blow job
What was your penis's nickname in high school? Also, what was it's theme song?
Dude she threw his clothes out n 8th floor window and her dog tried to bite his dick off. So the answer is yes it could be worse...
We really have to stop convincing people tazing is the cool thing to do.
Some girl just showed me her stretch marks
You need to get out of tn
There was a selfie of you in the dark pointing at the camera with a duck face. You sent it to my 60 year old mother with the caption "you behave"
6 pack came off in the shower. Sharpie is not forever.
There is a midget in cheetah face paint on a leash here
I'm actually pinning crap for Friendsgiving like a boss right now. These bitches better show up.
Seriously where are the good guys?
The friend zone.
the party picked up after I got pretty drunk...I got kicked in the fucking head by a tiny lesbian...she was 5'1" I did not think she could do it...i was very wrong
How much of a thot would I be if I put this pic up? On a scale of thot-ish to Queen of Thotlandia
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