Just looked in the bathroom mirror before getting to this exam to see If I look as bad as I feel & the answer is no. I look amazing, even in yesterday's clothes
New record: 45 minutes. Afterwards I played We Are The Champions while we cuddled.
You can call me Bill Clinton. I brought 2 good looking Asians home last night.
Public safety found my id!
And i can't find my bra so i'm assuming they found my bra with my id which would explain the disapproving tone the lady on the phone had.
I puked off the balcony.
Not horrible
Into the hottub. There were six people in it. I had eaten all their pizza.
there really is only one way to give a PowerPoint presentation in your senior capstone class: still drunk.
If I am going to throw out this whole "born again virgin" thing...i'm not going to do it on someone who is less than 5 inches.
Yea i think drunk-me kept all my bar receipts, just to throw it in sober-me's face.
He had a joint rolled for us when he picked me up. It's how ASU does romance
He made me brush his hair afterwards because it made him feel like a ken Barbie.
God I hope the sex was good.
the only good thing about going home with him was that he was prettier than me.
Drunk yet?
Well I just did the worm on an empty dance floor while the bridesmaids were serving cake. You tell me.
I feel like I could get pregnant watching Zac Efron do yard work in this movie
listen i get youre a daddy dom but that doesnt give you a pass to make dad jokes
Wait I can't come yet Mr. Brightside is playing
ok i defs just took my shirt off in the middle of a frat party though so keep me updated
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