We didn't go..parents came home with patron wanting to play drinking games --we asked no questions
she needs to go suck a dildo, because she isn't worth a dick
I'd be more interested in girls if they were more interested in anal.
Hemmingway ran to paris to avoid going to the university of illinois and becoming a doctor. It was there he developed a drinking problem. I need a plane ticket.
She just did a bodyshot off herself. I don't care that it's only seven thirty, come pick her up.
Like I said I'm looking on the bright side. The bright side just happens to be filled with penis attached to hot marines
her best friend is in town and she told me that they used to fool around when they were drunk and I'd have to "help keep that from happening"
you motherfucker
And the best part is I don't remember putting the condom in my pocket! Angels officially exist
Evidently I told a girl she should leave the bar because no one wanted to fuck her.
I actually kinda like her but everyone else hates her, so consider it a third party grudgefuck.
Power went out. She lit a candle and gave me head. Made some pretty impressive candlelight cocksucking shadowpuppets. Must be what porn was like in olden times.
Well, I washed his beard with dish soap and then I fucked him three times.
Someone should make a valentines day card that says "I like the way you continuously consume thc with no concept of a limit other than drug supply" Because I'd send that to you.
Brb crying the tears of my youth
I walked in..crop dusted the whole place then asked her if she wanted to go to a place that smells better.
You were always a thinker
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