hey its robert, we just made out in the backyeard. i'm inside now and you should come to the bathroom and meet me.
lets make a pact to never make a pregnancy pact
I walk in and my mom takes one look at me and just says, ".... Consequences"
Omg!!!! Call me in the morning I just saw A stripper queef out a dollar
Your penis has nothing to do with my throat infection, sorry...
I wasn't going to take him home until I heard "hung like a water buffalo" then curiosity got the best of me.
You know when you can feel the alcohol in your toes? That's a great feeling.
Hey history final, how's it feel to be raped in the ass by my steel cock of ACADEMIC PERFECTION?
you are way too vulgar to be a girl
He's worked out some sort of arangment where all three of them are dating each other and they've all moved into an apt. with two king beds pushed together
A true beacon of hope in these dark times
Trustme, don't ever look up when you're giving road head. It's awkward.
Well at least ssomeone is or the state is tafing over ir in twligiob
I will teach you the ways of the ho life, my little gay grasshopper.
I once took a shot of lighter fluid.. That's not a secret just a fucked up story
Do you think if I had a tempurpedic bed he would still be able to feel me fingering myself after we have sex?
Dude, you fell into a tree, and both of the tables, AND the window well... Resilient aren't you?
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