I know they r crazy. However porn on a big screen is an easy commitment. They come with mute, stop, fast fwd and replay buttons. if only all women came that way...
i dont know what it is, i just found it in my pants.
I'm pretty sure I'm almost gay. Like, I'd do it if I had no choice. Like, if i were in prison I'd try it.
it doesn't count as moral degradation if you win the strip off -right?
It was unlikely that the relationship was going to end with anything other than antibiotics.
Hey it happens. Think of it this way- you didn't wake up in jail, your face wasn't inexplicably busted and you still have all your teeth. In this group of friends, you're on top!
Haha, I gave you the rest of the cash I had on me and you bought 3 shots for yourself and beer for everybody except me FUCKFACE.
She yanked on my limp dick and I yelped, to which she slurred something about starting it like a lawn mower
Omg one of the midgets from last night just added me to Facebook.
Note to self: Never spend $8 on a liter of rum again
We could have a classy candlelight sonic dinner with fireball cocktails if you leave now. Twat tickler centerpieces.
I don't want any of this. I just want big sausages.
Something like, "Merry Christmas. I hope Santa shits in your mouth."?
It's your last night of vacation right? Be the Oprah of dick. And you get a dick... and you get a dick, and you get a dick!!!
just learned i can hear my fish chewing his food WHILE HES IN HIS BOWL. im going to have to call you back.
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