dude, that girl smelled worse than the great depression.
I just saw Ann slam dunk her puke bag into a trash can on Avenue A. You ladies might want to consider putting the Patron shots down and going home.
I am one bad relationship away from having 30 cats.
ok this is the part where i go up stairs and pass out incoherently untill 6 30 tommaorw morning and not rember any of this. love youuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuu!
Just turned rock'em sock'em robots with my little cousin into a drinking game. Im drinking bourbon hes drinking hot chocolate.
Fucking Canada. At least when they wake up tomorrow they're still in Canada
found a hand written recpiet for 'one doe fawn' on an open crate in my living room need help to find it
where the hell would u of bought a deer
She wants to have naked weekends
They call that free range vagina in France
would you say our friendship is at the "help each other shave animal patterns in each other's pubes" phase?
sleeping in bed with your booty calls married sister...you're the stuff heroes are made of.
Did u know it's unconstitutional to turn down a shot during 4th of July celebrations.. Rest now dear liver
Pedi-lyte stocked
So I totally had sex In a teepee last night at that wedding reception.
You know you're an adult when you start planning your hookup a week in advance
he's so hot I'd consider breaking the whole, "till death do us part," agreement he's currently in
what the fuck happened to the tacos
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