Ughh on my way to the bathroom now... literally just puked on myself and cleaned it off with a hot dog bun... I love tailgate
the more i look through evidence of last night, the less i seem to remember.
Doing lines and watching a show on hot dogs around the world ... Why do I do this to myself
I asked her to make me water, which in turn meant get me a glass. She handed me a cup of microwaved ice cubes.
somedays, I wish the drugs you give me would convince me they were a bad idea preingestion.
where's the fun in that?
Yeah I said my new jacket was waterproof, not puke through your nose proof.
I'm doing shots of jagger in dixi cups and making a lesson plan for my 8th grader summer school class. My life is so close to adulthood I can taste it
He just subscribed to one of my Spotify playlists. The next step is sex.
This may have to wait till tomorrow. I smoked so my back wouldn't hurt and I overshot relaxed by like 4 hits casually
Soooo we should kick it sometime when it's like light outside. Drink outta cups.. Be bitches. 7, 6, 3, 5.. 4, 2, 1... Sschhkiddaellladiieessscchk
I just watched a stripper purchase $43 of Rockstar and corn nuts. Godamnit! We need helmet cams.
There's times when I need to be plowed... and I'm ashamed to admit auto correct was able to predict that entire sentence.
Fuck me I smell like cheese
It's only awkward the first ten minutes you realize it's not your house.
not only did he puke in his mouth and hold it.. He also sneezed while doing this
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