hey call me
can't. in the shower.
... and this is probably why your phone does not work half the time.
Your sister got a Brazilian yesterday. It looks great
what is the aproppriate waiting time between having sex and playing super Mario brothers
6 min
those are the first brownies ive had since i was 13 that didnt have weed in them.
It's not just about fucking anymore... We decided we're actually in like now..
I am never taking advice from you again. The high heels in the shower were a bad idea. I orgasmed and almost drowned.
ATTN: We are officially 15 weeks from our annual "Get-Mega-Stoned-and-BBQ" event. Start saving up the proper supplies. That is all.
Oh you know, we just bobbed for apples in a bucket full of jungle juice. So, a casual Tuesday night.
She is still a psychotic unstable bitch, and is therefore PERFECT drinking game fodder
Sorry, I was unaware dragging you upstairs for sex was such an awful thing.
I'm beginning to worry that I seem to get along best with people when I'm naked with them.
Just sitting in the tub googling "how to remove sharpie from skin". You?
Today we memorialize my orgasms. Taken from me over six months ago, gone too soon. Here's to hoping we'll see one again
She swallowed the car key because she thought we were really going to make her drive.
I'll be naked. By 11. Then arrested. Drunk tank adventures
Randomize
