I Bought a bracelet with bible characters and a charm broke. the virgin mary one. Do you think it's a sign?
Bts the comment you were making during that picture was "look we have penises"
The chance that I have herpes may have made me find god
She was doing lines off of her friends boobs in the limo at 9 oclock on a thursday This has the potential to be the best weekend ever
There are at least 3.6 billion human cocks in this world. Get some. Get as many as humanly possible. Literally. Do it. 1-2-3 go!
I totally just somersaulted to the bathroom to avoid moving out of my fetal position
I don't know if I should be concerned or impressed.
Hey remember that time you called a woman a "man in a dress" and then threw up in a drinking fountain?
Im going to be coked out with hello kitty fire arms. Valentines day can suck my dick
Germany has fetish clubs for everything. We are going to Germany. Germany is our friend.
The salesman at the smoke shop just told me my hair is glorious...
If I wasn't stoned and knee deep in cheese and crackers I'd help.
You know I'm having a rough day when I'm curled up in the corner eating Spaghettios.
I just screamed IM THE CHUPACABRA and jumped on his dick. I need to evaluate my life choices.
I just want to give face wipes a shout out for being there when im too tired or high to wash my face at night
He slapped my ass... He best ask me out. Or figure out how to unslap my ass.
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