me and ur bf were arguing about whether coke was vegan. i really hope it's vegan
I'm passing your future prison.
Normal people don't sit around and watch Degrassi for twelve hours...
FUCK YOU.
Legit screaming match in this bar over the differences between cupcakes and muffins.
Good thing I was dressed to impress in my "I went nuclear on my wings" shirt even the girls are making out and I'm still 7th wheeling it...
Remind me if I threw up on you last night or if that was just a dream.
He was eating mac and cheese. Raw. Like as in he was eating the uncooked noodles then pouring the dry cheese in his mouth.
His apology was sex and a subway sandwich. Strangely, I'm okay with that.
So it finally happened last night... I re-met someone that i've already had sex with. Had no idea who he was. Fantastic
My housemates are judging me because I'm high at 8am and making Spongebob shaped Mac and Cheese
They know nothing, John Stoned.
You're an independent woman who is defined by her own actions and not by whether or not you have a man. You also have great tits.
In my top drawer right now, there are see's chocolates, condoms, weed, and my vibrator. One way or another, this is going to be a good night
WHY didn't you stop me from ordering $900 worth of socks last night when I was very obviously judgement impaired at the time?!?!
WHY DON'T YOU WANT TO BE MY ESKIMO BRO
beach body workouts will consist of dancing and cocaine, and sugar free redbull
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