This row in front of you is like duck, duck, goose - but eating disorder, eating disorder, failed eating disorder
Last night he was fingering me with one hand to his ear, calling himself 'dj clittles'
Thats what happens when go home with guys that wear shutter shades to the bar..
I gave her a mint afterward. It felt like giving turndown service at Hotel BJ.
i told her that i loved her pillow breasts and then she asked me if i wanted to motor boat them. so yea, i do need the room tonite.
Just saw a picture of your new tub, cant wait to pee in it
It's Christmas week. I wouldn't know what to do if i wasn't hung over.
Remind me tomorrow to take that ball-gag out of my purse.
My dealer threw in a "freestyle rap" today with my purchase. I dont know if I can handle this relationship.
he peed on his own floor last night after we left the bar. pretty much sums up how i feel about the evening
I plan on showing these boobs to so many people that by the end of it ill just have a shirt of beads.
i need some food
Holy shit I forgot about you stabbing him.
5 minutes Isn't even long enough to bring me even close to an orgasm. How selfish. Think about baseball and fuck me you idiot.
These beer shits have taken over my entire life.
I just had a 10 minute staring contest with my dog. Can you come over?
If I'm gonna have a rotation of guys, I really should stop them leaving boob bruises...
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