the real housewives reunion is on...i wanna see if danielle can look any more surprised than the facelift allows
i wanna see dina punch her face back to normal
Thanks for making me watch you dance provacatively by yourself in the bathroom so you could see if you looked fat.
I love the moment a guy admits defeat against the front clasping bra.
I just watched a video of Justin Bieber kissing a girl..... the sad thing is that I actually got upset.
If Bret Micheals dies..will VH1 have to go off the air?
Just read my long term horoscope. I'm not gonna get laid for another 2 years.
They high fived over us while we gave them synchronized blowjobs. In the same bed. Under the same blanket.
I found your pet lobster in the bathroom this morning. I went to return it to you but it escaped.
Your panties and toothbrush are in your mailbox. just not ready to be with anyone serious. take care.
we've decided whoever is stupid enough to use the condom that's tacked to the wall deserves to get pregnant.
I would not be 19 again if you paid me. Guess who found naked pictures of themselves? Fuck cocaine
I know, I know. But we've discussed my friends and appropriate social behaviour, and I'm pretty sure topless karaoke was a no-no.
He won't have sex to beyonce. I hate him.
He showed up in a Prius. I didn’t even wanna.... So I left.
I consider walking to the bars and dancing my exercise and I buy doubles so my drinks r heavier so that's my arm workout
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