Do you think they'll have a special part during the BET awards for Michael Jackson even though he turned white?
i turned job hunting into a drinking game..
i wish that every time i slipped on a sheet of ice i had the ability to recover with a michael jackson move
I don't remember. I think I elluded to the fact that I would buy him a dildo for his birthday.
Her exstacy made her nickname everyone David. Nobody knows who the fuck she's talking to so we just say no to everything she says. She's crying.
I've come to realize sober is a rare time of the day.
The basket that the Naughty Easter bunny left for you at my house might keep us entertained for a little while...
Can you work for me at 4? We might have just taken some drugs we found in the couch and... end of story
I couldn't find a lighter, so I smoked a bowl with a birthday candle.
I think tonight's gonna be the night I wear a go pro while trippin on acid
yeah she's crazy. she fought a possum in my alley because it was "being a cagey little cunt"
I keep getting congratulated for drinking 2 six packs of mikes hard and winning the Olympic marathon and I don't remember this shit and now my throat is on fire
If you binge watch Bill Nye Saves the World without me you can consider yourself single
I just got wasted for $3.50. My life can't get any better.
Theres just something about today that says lets get drunk, dont you think?
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