I mean I'm basically single. Or maybe just an asshole. Either way.
Let's just say there's a reason that "suede" rhymes with "laid".
today is like waiting for pizza day in elementary school, but with sex added
did she really think she could get into the club & no one would recognize her from 16 & pregnant???
The fact that I am sitting home writing a resume while you're out inducing vomiting makes me feel like way more of an adult than I'm ready to be.
I waited so long to accept his friend request that he canceled it. So I added him and when he accepted I deleted him. I wonder how long this will be funny to me
for future reference mormans are hard to crack but they give fucking amazing hand jobs.
All I know is....there's beer in my camera. How do I know? Because I can pick up my camera,shake it and HEAR, the beer in it
I still can't believe that I ate McDonald's off of my chest in his bed...
Cross faded me is not the classiest.
No not at all haha I wish there was a picture of that
just passed the gas station where we took pregnancy tests. memories.
Can we relax the "married man" rule just once?
I literally ate pizza on a toilet and made up reasons as to why you should make out with that boy. I am unstoppable.
Only you would consider your best friend fucking your boyfriend to be a sign of everlasting friendship
It's a novelty for anyone to see a girl like me in a skirt like this milking a cow
His nipple licking is glorious
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