He had a number 3 tattooed on his penis. And when I asked what it meant, he said " you know like dale earnhardt, the intimidator".
On this egg donor form, it asks "In the past 5 years, have you had sex for drugs or money?" It only gives a yes or no option and no place to explain myself. What do I do?
you kept begging me not to tell anyone you had been a bat in another life
Dude, the women on the view have some valid arguments
You know how I know you're gay?
Showering in the handicapped shower. Im THAT hungover.
Jesus christ how hard is BRING SNACKS AND DRUGS to interpret? I trust your judgement on this one.
I'm not afraid to fist fight your child if I feel he is standing in between me and some tacos.
Found a girl that was gonna make out with 25 people for her 25th birthday. I was like #12. Made top half!
lets talk about you, dubstep, and a bunny suit.
I told the DJ last night to play Third Eye Blind before 1:45 and just pointed at him as I walked away. He didn't do it and at 1:45 I just walked out pointing at him, without my friends
no, you don't understand how much people deal here. All I had to say was "hey lets buy a bag" and he pulled over instantly, then the randoms in the car behind us pulled over and sold us a bag.
Wet should excavate the hamsters out of the front yard n give them a proper burial.
I'm literally rolling on acid for the first time during Thanksgiving. Help me.
Typical. We're ready to go, and you're not wearing pants.
Never underestimate the power of titties
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