i just hope all the shady shit stops so i can let him into my pants
So I've been thinking a lot since she told me she's prego. But what I want to know is why my voice of reason sounds like Thomas fucking Jane!?
Why do i always get involved with 3 women at once?
Because life brings drama and thus like moths to a flame, women
she was puking into the toilet drowning herself saying "its okay im a swimmer"
I just saw two girls throwing up in the bathroom. they were high-fiving under the stall...
his genitalia just looks like a thumbs up. a really really small thumbs up.
it's sunday funday. and also, who can outslut the other day.
I basically get to watch her life fall apart via tumblr updates
Im covered in vodka and melted gummys. Fuck summer.
He told his ice cream cone it 'looked cute' and then started to cry. The Dairy Queen people were not pleased.
OH MY GOD DO YOU REMEMBER WISHBONE? DO YOU REMEMBER THAT LITTLE BITCH? WHAT'S THE STORY WISHBONE
At this point it's more of an experiment to see how much actual bush growth is possible. See, being single can be both educational and surprisingly comfy!
Omg the world wants us to be better people
I refuse
I wouldn't hesitate to give up my job to have regular bowel movements again
DID YOU OR DID YOU NOT, PEE IN MY FUCKING TRASHCAN?!
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