Paul doesn't remember going to the bar and slept on someone's porch...doesn't know whose porch...maybe near Howard U.
we're ranked number 5 for having the most pot in the country for a university school. idk if i should feel worried or just plain blessed.
the owner gave me a free bottle of vodka and a 12pack of red bull if i agreed to leave. my drunken antics are finally paying off.
I should probably just look up vagina pictures in the anatomy textbook. That always cheers me up.
Periouds do not concern me. Biploogival needs are buological needs.
When you put it that way it sounds like my vagina is a parking garage to be monitored by security guards
The fact that it was "anything but a cup" now explains the cowboy boots and fishbowl aftermath at the apartment.
Just wanted to say, I appreciate your bravery in having read receipts
I mean, the night I fell out of that bus I made you pour vodka onto my wound to clean it, then duct taped a paper towel to my hand and kept drinking.
Dude respond to my evite. You're either coming to the orgy or not.
Blacked out and Irish exited last night. At dinner. On a Sunday.
Crying into a glass of wine at 10 am isn't exactly how I planned this day to go
I drove them away with my sparkling personality and LOTR references.
I found half a candy bar in my bra today... Melted to my nipple. What a mess. It was still good though.
The covid immunization shot lady also sold me a mondo bag of really good pot.
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