When we talk. Remind me of these topics, photoshop, my bday, threesomes, and cherekee indians. I swear these are real topics...
New topics to add when we talk, sweden, boxing, and the band journey
I just saw a homeless man dressed as a pirate. I love san francisco.
I just watched the Dark knight, Maggie Gylennhaal looks like Katie Holmes after a stroke
How would you go about getting a hold of the country star that you slept with and are now potentially pregnant with their baby...?
myspace Music?
I think my goal in life now is to be a Trending topic on Twitter after I die.
Another weekend, another 3 guys I have to awkwardly avoid while crossing campus...
my quiz for the book was only 2 questions and my one answer was sorry and then a sad face
Shes definitely an expert at this. Her happy hour goes from 4 to 11, then she starts drinking heavy. She also allots 15 minutes each hour for a pee/bj break
he stopped during sex, told me i smelled like McDonald's and went harder..
I NEED ANOTHER LEVEL OF CAPS TO EXPRESS TO YOU THE MAGNITUDE OF MY FADDEDNESS
Vodka drinking games. Where you wake up next to a douche lord and see your thong in the blinds.
If you've never been partying there before, take Shae with you. Drunk Shae is like a GPS. She found us the only bottle shop still open at four, a pot dealer, and told us all which subway to take to get home. She'd never been to Madrid before. It was awesome.
i just got carded for condoms. wtf.....this is new. isnt safe sex a good thing?
I'm in the recliner and i have a bottle of wine wedged in my cleavage, drinking from a straw. Clever and classy or pathetic and sloppy?
He just told me my boobs made up for all the bad things that had ever happened to him. I'm definately having sex with him again.
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