What happened to our ballroom dancing plans
Is it wrong to beat off to a girl to determine if you like her or not?
I finally had kitchen counter sex! i was so excited
i wonder if she gts uncomfortable walkin bu when she knows we all know what her pussy tastes like
I made $300 today by selling pizza @ $4 a slice to nerds who refuse to leave the library. God I love finals time
Alcoholism comes in two forms... Us.
he called AT&T to make sure that he had insurance before he threw his cell phone into the fountain.
Don't you dare blame me for walking in one walking in on ur fuck session....u decided to fuck where we hid our booze
Dinner?
YES CON MARGARITAS POR FAVOR!!!! MUCHO MARGARITAS!!!
I GOT JUDGED BY A GUY WORKING AT THE LEAST CLASSY STRIP CLUB. Peeing isn't a right, it's a privilege.
Dude. Cvs sells sex toys. And my discount works on them. Game on.
Ps I think male models just broke down outside or maybe gay German sex travelers
Hatred of squirrels is the least of my hereditary problems.
I drunkenly said, "That's my future father-in-law!" And everyone made an uncomfortable / disgusted face... including the aforementioined future father-in-law. Maybe I should start dating other people.
Everytime after he came, he'd laugh uncontrolably for ten mintutes. He was sober..
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