im sorry i didnt take advantage of you..iwaned to
i wanted you to too
so he shaved. down there. and before he took his pants off i thought it was hot but then all i could think about were the naked mole rats from 7 grade science class.
then i got kicked out of the bar for trying to pay my $30 bar tab in sacajawea dollar coins
He then proceeded to try to whisper up my nose...
Packing for the trip... do they take Visa in South Dakota?
The hookah bar is playing i'm on a boat. I believe in god again.
dude you need a shock collar for some of the things you say when you're drunk.
I said we should get a taxi and you were waving down cars, three of which were cops and one of them slowed down and shook his head then kept driving
He didn't think we needed a taxi
In hindsight combining orgy Thursday with mystery drink madness was begging for failure
I just want to dump glitter on my floor and roll in it like a cat in catnip.
You kept whispering to me that the guy making your burrito was an angel.
He handed me a beer to drink as he went down on me. I want to keep him
I told you for Halloween we just need to let the loins free! Let the girth come to us in a flock, drenched with passion!
I just want him to make us coffee. And whack off into the sunset
This toilet bowl is my home.
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