Have fun with your cool freestyling girlfriend!
She can rap better than you any day
u sent me just one boob. one just doesnt do it for me. u dont get full on a half a rack of ribs u need a full one
he ate 15 dinner rolls and nothing else. then took a shit in the bathroom came out and blamed it on his dad. i wish i was 8.
already putting money aside for 4/20. you ready for the greatest tuesday ever?
She just asked me if her C-section scar turned me on.
Just found out the guy that gave me herpes died. now everytime I get a flare up, it'll be like he's coming back to say hello
On the bright side, I hit her with the door on the way in
that was probably me. ive bitten a lot of people.
you are not perverted enough for this relationship to work out.
Dude she's famous. She's on an episode of campus pd. Can't not fuck her
Check 'smoke weed with our ihop waiter' off of our To-Do List
I felt like a personal hot pocket and all I could taste was cigarettes.
He put his burrito in the bag with his dildo.
Instead of saying hi she asked if she could touch your dick through your ski bib and NOW I understand why you wore it to the bars
and then you proceeded to throw soup at him for calling you a bitch...a CAN of soup...
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