I hate you but I'm not in hate with you
she gave me one of her senior pics and told me specifically to give it to you. In other words she still wants to suck your dick.
he squeezed my boobs like he didn't know what else to do with them, then turned down head...
told you he was gay.
I need to stop taking drags of other peoples cigarettes, it's such a tease. Like playing just the tip, you just can't
We're smoking a joint the size of the average penis right now. I may not survive.
Waking and baking in my bathtub. In a giant sweater. And no pants. This is going to be the best 420 ever.
370HSSV 0773H read that upside down
what are you doing with your life
crossed #23 off the Slucket List!
YOU JUST MADE YOUR SLUCKET LIST THIS MORNING.
Y'all best leave this "I can only have a couple drinks" shit at the door. U don't drive to Yukon to have a shot. I'm getting u fuckers drunk.
Ive never seen one person more proud of themselves of peeing in public and getting away with it.
Heres a quick tip! When getting black out head from your girlfriend dont come to and say "wait... wheres my girlfriend"
I just really hate taking care of things... If I can't fill it with liquor I'm not sure what to do with it.
also i don't know what you guys ate last night but he broke the toilet
how does that bad decision feel?
I need to go to St. Louis more often. The brides sorority sisters were practically fighting over me once they heard I work on Wall St.
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