Update. It gets worse. A) he's done viagra and B) he wears socks at all times.
i have rugburns grass stains and some road rash. im an all terrain slut
I cant tell which is worse. That its only my third time doing laundry this year or that its the first time ive done it sober.
Please, take the 2 shots of vodka that I left as an apologie.
Turns out the old man beside me in the waiting room was dead, but other then that it was a good day.
If i ever die cab you make sure bag pipes are at my funeral they are awsome
Ran out of deodorant. Febreze on a paper towel? Kicking college's ass.
I vaguely remember us chasing shots by licking each other's faces last night. Our friendship has reached another level completely.
You must be buzzed on Miller Lite.. Zen master advice is flowing
When he was going down on me I referred to him as "Lord Snow" and HE GOT IT. HE GOT THE GAME OF THRONES REFERENCE. I AM IN LOVE
I know the wedding is going to be a good time, I don't have to wear a bra with my dress
He's so sweet...I can't see him enjoying that I got injured during sex.
I just realized. I havent even gotten a paycheck from this new job yet and already laid one of the girls most of the dudes are after
wait you fucked a guy who wears k-swiss? seriously?
I know, im living my 7th grade dream
you should just get a floor plan of your dorm and start checking off rooms.
Randomize
