i think you shook his penis after he was done peeing.
That ginger could cleveland steamer me and it would still be the best day of my life
isnt it creepy that our bodies make people
Ended up passed out drunk in the neighbors lawn, still in costume. Neighbors thought I was a lawn decoration. Ten points for best Halloween ever.
Well, you're either very drunk or very high but I'll let it slide because I love any type of conversation concerning cheese.
he rolled over in his sleep, called me a hoe and then grabbed my crotch. some things never change, asleep or not.
You guys need to get along, there is no need for a pissing contest...We're all fucking each others ex's.
dude wearing that thong all day was not worth the 7 bucks
Trust me man, I did not put any cookies down your pants when you slept.
I walked by the two of them and mouthed "fuck me" based on there reaction I think they just came in their pants
STONER SAFETY TIP: don't use the driver's side vanity mirror to check how red your eyes are while you're driving. it won't work. trust me.
The three of us were sitting silently in my dining room at 4:30 am, half drunk, eating cold spaghetti and listining to death metal. I need a fucking cigarette.
I was lying I actually don't, I hope a reindeer shitted in her bed
Sorry I called bc I needed help peeing outside
But I did it
do nipples grow back?
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