girl! he was asleep with his back to me.he farted and i actually felt the wind blow across my leg.nice
gotta love it when a reminder comes up on your phone and u think u forgot about a meeting or something then u read it and its only to remind me to go to the titty bar at 3
the bulge in his pants is not junk. its hair. trust.
Friends don't let friends talk to people who live in Orlando. Sorry I've failed you.
dont like to call her my roomate, too cordial. i refer to her as the whore that was assigned to live with me
spending the week with her family was quite possibly the longest ive ever gone without having a boner
I would give up sex for lent, but I think Jesus would understand that I went too long without it to go back now.
She fell onto my light and broke all four plants. I don't care how good the blowjob was.
So for a second i just thought clitoris was a disease.
I have a page in my 2010 scrapbook dedicated to pictures of his cock.
So the bros are yelling at another bro to get that dildo off the roof. And there is indeed a dildo looking object on the roof.
You know you're an adult when you break 100 to get 75 cents, to buy a condom from a bar vending machine in South Boston.
This guy is trying to get me to do some acrobatic gymnast shit just so he can see "my tight hole." I'm too big to be sweating in my own damn bed. Shittttt.
How many ballsacks did you see last night because I saw eight
sex on a trampoline, in the rain, on ecstasy, just thought you should know.
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