Adams eating in the shower, he says it's one of his favorite places to eat. Btw it's milanos he's eating, he says he loves italy too.
Woke up at 4:30am to my little brother shaking me. Apparently I fell asleep naked on my kitchen table waiting for the toaster to pop. 2 years of college completed and i still havent learned my drinking limit...
theres a wall by my room thats like, a prime fucking wall. before i move out SOMEBODY is gonna fuck me on that wall, goddamnit.
Started with us just having a beer. Now Ivan lit a torch to walk to the store, Ben smashed a 26 in the parking lot, and they're throwing broken shot glasses. Fratio Friday is something.
I just explained it as we hate everyone in the world more then we hate each other. Thus making us friends. Plus we drink...a lot
I think drinking is the foundation of our friendship
Our foot and a bit height difference is kinda fun, except she's so tiny that after we ate burritos it looked like she was pregnant. I had a confusing bonner.
tell me why they applauded then the bartender locked himself in the bathroom when i walked into the bar today ????
Neil John just started open mouth kissing everyone to make sure they are safe.
Well I just saw a fully naked man doing a headstand in a cooler of ice water.
I'm actually really happy I can say that my first body shot was out of a gay strippers massively ripped chest
Just got hit on via LinkedIn..do I capitalize on this opportunity/land a job or reply something sassy
No we didn't talk. I was high and doing naked yoga in the living room when she walked in so it was just awkward. I didn't even know my dad had a girlfriend.
How'd things go with that guy last night?
He threw up in the consol in my car then started crying about his ex girlfriend.
I woke up and there was a huge blow up palm tree in my bed...
Don't come in. My door to my bathroom won't close because of the table and I'm pooping
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