Is it standard protocol to defriend someone after they give you chlamydia?
i dont even know how to be here
Eventually evolution will just give us a better liver anyway, so our great great grandkids should THANK us for our binge drinking.
right. well i dont plan on getting laid till i find a respectable girl that i can make unrespectable
I've spent more money on drugs for bonnaroo than my actual ticket. Proudly.
I thought it went well, but he just sent me a video of me sucking an icicle on the fire escape of his building with the caption "The ice got more than I did." Somehow I feel like I owe him a blowjob.
He had a joint rolled for us when he picked me up. It's how ASU does romance
I asked her how many times she came and she said "Oh god I can't count that high, Rutgers doesn't teach us that."
I just fell down my stairs, guess that's how my sunday is gonna go
I may or may not be sitting in a bubble bath drinking wine, watching Jurassic park, and wearing a Russian fur hat.
I'M TOO HORNY FOR GRAMMAR!!!
Although the guy I'm messing around with just offered to let me be his rich brother's sugar baby
Everytime after he came, he'd laugh uncontrolably for ten mintutes. He was sober..
I’m sorry I pressured you for dick pics.
Lately I've been very attracted to Kevin Jonas because he's like...less hot than Joe, but he's this healthy mix of both Joe and Nick. It looks like he's finally growing into himself.
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