S and I had anal without a condom because I'm on my rag but he didn't finish. Should I still take Plan B?
We argued about the championship during sex. Absolutely the manliest moment of my life.
You stayed up for three hours wasted, feeding my rabbit 2 1/2 boxes of girl scout cookies.
this is the last time we take the mathletes drinking.
I stayed up for hours making sure you didnt pass out in a mountain of your own puke. But when I heard you yell AWWWW FUUCCKK, somehow I knew everything would be ok
She is singing the swedish chef song and throwing utensils. I love this place
So drunk. Washed my hair un pancheros sink cus I was so hot.
At what point in my life did a night that has strippers, belly dancers, tequila and a midget become "average"?
She kept telling me to calm down. I was on the floor with my eyes shut, not moving. In levels of calm I was one step above coma patient
Well for better or worse the home brew is almost done, want to get drunk/loose your sight tonight?
And after we debated politics. My dream come true: naked, just got done having great sex with a hot mixed guy, talking about why social welfare programs are a bad idea
If there is a heaven, that's what it will be. Bagel Bites and cunnilingus.
I don't know what song to play at my bong's funeral!
Sex and compliments. The way to my heart
Public service announcement: Just bc it is Margarita Monday does NOT mean your stomach will readily accept that much alcohol. There IS a reason it isn't called Magical Monday. On that note, better luck on Tequila Tuesday.
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