I wannas sexs uuuuu
new revelation: five guys for breakfast
new revelation: previous revelation not a good revelation
So, apparently, "i expected your penis to be bigger" isn't good pillow talk.
WHY AREWNT YOU HERE SO MUCH FUN STUFF DO IT GET IN CAR NOW caps lock
You can come over, sure. But I'll be watching college hockey during the blow job.
I just helped a group of highschool stoners find a safe place to smoke I feel like a responsible rolemodel
There are rocks in my bed. And dirt all over my face. Explain?
I'll give you $10 to get a dick pic with a gecko on it.
My underwear are in the stairs so apparently I did take the dog out.
I'm scared to touch anything in this apartment. Even the ceiling.
We dated for a month and a half. he didn't like blow jobs. I honestly don't think he was human.
I was really hoping my 420 would involve a lot more weed and a lot less buttholes
I woke up at 3am, top off, with campus security telling me to get dressed. Tonight was a GOOD NIGHT
He’s really fucking cute. Like, I want his penis in my mouth cute.
Do you remember standing up at 3 in the morning and asking me if I was counting to six?
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