In regards to your tweet: as its been said on all of those posters on ffffound: keep calm and carry on
Got a plan. Ill do rock paper scissors and if you win we smoke a joint. Throw rock.
yes, the chronicles of narnia is exactly what happens when you do crack inside of a wardrobe.
She pulled a cheeseburger out of her purse. I have missed her so much.
Just saw a girl trying to crack an egg with her butt cheeks. I think I know what we're doing thursday night.
her facebook pictures are like a timeline of all the guys she's screwed.
for breakfast I had vodka and flavor blasted goldfish. and I'm topless.
I just took a shot out of my supervisors unzipped jeans. Our staff parties are getting a little too personal
one of my coworkers wanted to look something up on YouTube on my tablet. I didn't know how to explain why my most recent search was "girl fucks dog."
By this time next year I expect us to have full time jobs that we can call out of so we can day drink on beautiful days like this. Oh, and grill.
It's a low moment when you're looking at your girlfriends tits on your daughter's phone..
You'll be happy to know that the bruise is gone from my cock
He stopped me in the middle of a blow job to call his grandma for her birthday.
At least he has family values.
May I make reservations with your penis for this evening?
MANIFESTATION IS REAL AND IM GETTING LAID TONIGHT
Randomize
