...is it true? will i see you next weekend
YES.
ah, i can't wait till there's negative 2 inches between us
I'm drinking till I'm someone else's problem
i just made a list of the people i have slept with. is it bad that some of them are just either names of the places i met them or the color of the shirts?
i also rounded the number up for good measure. i am sure there are a few i have forgotten about.
Remind me that when I'm pregnant, I should NOT post vaginal dilation updates on my facebook. Ever.
He kept starring at my ass and repeating "Its Just a beautiful piece of artwork."
im the poster child for why you shouldnt play beer pong with wine.
Dude, the cops never think it's as funny as you do.
Looks like a significant portion of my drinking money just became legal fees.
I called him daddy. To his face. Somewhat sober. What more could I do?
I seriously had to check my phone this morning to make sure I didn't agree to any strange sexual favors.
We had sex in the bathroom. Good sex. Toilet breaking sex.
She's going to be the first to die of too much illness. Not even super bad stuff like cancer but like for having a cold at the same time as a sore throat and chlamydia or something. Just too much diseases.
sweet sixteen by hillary duff just came on and i feel like i let lizzie mcguire down for being such a stoner
You're only young once, and once you get old, you either regret all the sex you had, or you regret not having enough.
I thought this boy told me to choke him, so I went all in. Turns out he really said “stroke.”
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