i jus pukd everywherw but i took a showr, come cuddle
I need to buy a mesh tank top to fit in in Florida. Where do they even sell that shit?
My mom said she was relieved to see that I'd gained some weight bc she's "always worried" that I might have AIDS.
The guy I wanted to make out with just got beat up, let's roll.
I found a fingernail in my vagina. A fingernail.
Water park on acid. THIS NEEDS TO HAPPEN!!
YOHYFONSO!! YOU ONLY HAVE YOUR FIRST ONE NIGHT STAND ONCE!!
I mean, you've seen me eat pizza, sober, out of a garbage can, and yet I refuse to go eat at that place. Just sayin....
I'm eating a subway sandwich in the bathtub because I don't want to move. God bless boys from Brooklyn
Okay, new plan. Get drunk, eat breadsticks. It's going to be great.
Is is gay if I donloaded Grinder to see if my roommate is gay?
I'm kind of upset that he wanted to have sex instead of watch Harry Potter. I mean it's Harry fucking potter.
Have you ever given your heart and soul to someone and they turn out to be nothing but a great fuck that makes a mean grilled cheese because same
I wanted to give everyone gifts as they left the house... So when your wondering where most of the christmas ornaments are I'm really sorry.
Don't try to butter me sideways
That is without a doubt the most Southern thing you have ever said.
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