Do brothers usually kiss their sisters?
I probably wouldn't hook up with him if I had to deal with more than his penis. i think cumulatively we are up to a minute of actual conversation this week.
Well let's just say that she ended up trying to get it in with the wheelchair guy, who btw, can get an erection and quickly I might add
Its official. I've reentered slutty territory. I was a condom away from having sex in a childs playhouse at a park. Oh and I lost my car keys.
New low: just got woken up by my 9 year old cousin throwing an empty at me and telling me to get my life together.
I don't hate him I just hate being present to see him consume 80 dollars worth of alcohol and then try to tip people with left over money on a Walmart gift card
Maybe just the first 2 wks of Nov can be dick detox.
He was making Jim beam nachos. Chips soaked in whiskey with cheese
that almost beats the chick I saw smoking a joint while uni-cycling past my house at 4am. Almost.
Sexting my TA in lecture = awesome
Its 9 am & i've been cleaning for 6 hours now with occasional crying bursts and two cocktails. Adulting 101.
We're both fucking guys named Frank. Our friendship was meant to be.
I got so pissed i stormed off and threw his burrito on his windshield
i'm trying not to stalk him on facebook
i gave in
Longest 30 seconds of my life
10/10 so not recommended
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