Omg! Love it! Cant find L*****
What!!?? Like after last night you lost her?
Yea me and L***** came back to out hotel at 3am to regroup then went back out; police and 2 bars later, I don't know what happened. Vegas is nuts!
im letting my talent of no gag reflex go to waste
she is the female version of PC from the mac and pc commercials..i'll still hit tho
Just wanted to make sure that my favorite hot mess is still alive. I dont need words, just a response of any sort. K hope youre living
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This is sufficient.
I drove to my yoga class while eating a piece of bacon. Wow. I see myself in a whole new light.
Do any of you want to be on a three way call with me while this girl masturbates in 10 min? You can't talk
I just ditched my friends to hang out with the chilis restaurant crew...one of these girls better have daddy issues
I'm too afraid that I'm 1. Banned or 2. Gonna be noticed by the lady bouncer I punched.
If your wondering why there is a puddle on the floor is I may have decided to make a kiddie pool in your living room.
I'm currently looking on facebook to see how slutty the girls from my kindergarden class are now. I have a problem.
If I just skip sleeping, does hangover still happen? Gonna try it. Will report back. StTAND BY
We had sex on his sofa while his friend cheered and threw bugles at us
My talents include parallel parking and over reacting about absolutely everything.. And drinking..
New goal find someone I love enough to use these Japanese pancake flavored condoms on
Ahha guy saw me buying beer, went "hmmmmm" and nodded his head approvingly. No words exchanged, but he has made his way to my heart haha
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