Would we rather be in rehab with the drug addicts or the girls with low self esteem?
There is so much to learn about oneself from autofill.
last day of my family cruise we all got trashed and had an award ceremony. I got the award for hooking up with a cougar. my grandma hugged me and said im living up to the legacy. this is why my familys better than yours
In the hospital waiting to be tested for the first uti of the school year....I'm BACK BTICHES.
josh has a chalupa in his pocket if you're hungry.
Normal vaginal pH: 3.8 to 4.5. Of course it tastes like a 9-volt. I could run a potato clock on that thing.
In case you were wondering, taking me to see beauty and the beast in theaters would totally get you an unsolicited sloppy beej in the parking lot afterwards.
You should probably take note of that and make it happen.
I took in his dog. My exboyfriend still calls me for 2 things, blow jobs and animal rescue. I need to end this cycle
I'm still drunk. it's summer. I just need a hot dog and an aspirin.
Well he just said "there's glass on the floor and it's okay I'm only bleeding out of my esophagus" so yes he's tripping
I just came so hard I growled. Definitely found my gspot.
you told me your favorite colors were "pink" "no pants" and "Mexican food"
So I may have to sleep with a cougar to get a slightly used, yet free microwave. I'm going in
Where are you and why are you fighting with a bird?
You can be responsible and still be on that ho life
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