She was wasted. Kept yelling "what if I'm pregnant" and trying to push me into the tree. First and last time I bring a girl to my family christmas party.
he ran me a hot bath. i thought i was in a pot and was going to be eaten. i was strangely ok with this
what is the most politically correct way to ask if he still hangs out with the guy that has blue hair and make meth in his car?
No that's sign language, not a drinking game. I tried to join
I don't know if I have the sustained energy level for partying hard
Not a choice. You are mistaking my comments as options. My statements are facts. This is what is happening.
It's a good cause. For your vagina.
Batchelotette party success. I woke up on the floor in nothing but a thong, a garter and a shirt that says Just Do Me.
No dude, he just dipped his cigarette info ranch dressing and lit it. He's said he normally doesn't do that but it's Memorial Day.
We smoked bowls and watched Cops for what seemed like hours. And yet I know I'll go back.
I consider any night I don't make out with someone a bad night. So I've been great.
But now I'm just thinking when he said he "worked for the airline" he actually meant drug smuggling.
The lady that was sitting beside me thought the best way to cheer herself up was to pet and ruffle my hair while crying and telling me her problems...
my ex logged me out of his netflix so im gonna fuck his bestfriend as revenge
I know right? It's like he knows how to pleasure me better than I do myself... He's like a prophet of sex
You like that 95% of the time I masterbate I think bout you?
Just wanna know what I can I do to earn the other 5%
Randomize