I hate this i feel like im wasting my youth here. I should be off hooking up with boys around the world and having awkward next morning convos in different languages!!
Haha oh wow he'd be perfect. He's got everything MTV looks for in a real world cast member. Gay. Tool. From Methuen
We just described beer as "big boy apple juice" to his 2 year old.
She threw up a whole curly fry. A. WHOLE. CURLY. FRY.
Fat spanish girl grinding against air conditioner. ive seen everything now
Just found out my mom tried to sue the birth control company when she got pregnant with me...love you too mom.
You act like I'm the first person to try and hook up with a blind chick.
i lost his rear view mirror, your phone charger, and my lesbian virginity. 21 isn't shaping up too well so far.
You want a summary? Scottish women that start drinking at 7 am. Cherries soaked in moonshine. Japanese beer. Old men smoking stuff that I'm pretty sure is illegal here and in Japan. One is doing a karaoke striptease. There's your summary.
Didn't get carded at the bar. We're getting wasted and then walking over to Bass Pro Shops to watch the indoor ducks swim around. And possibly buying a tent.
I have no idea why my husband is mad that I came home at 4 am & all I want to do is eat spaghettios. It's not fucking spaghettios fault.
You don't know how skeptical I was about letting a guy with braces go down on me
The cops wrote boobs in the police report. ...vandalism is our calling
she chased shots of jack with a fucking steak. i'm in love.
They should invent shampoo and conditioner for sex hair. I would buy all the travel size ones.
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