yay, now i'm not the only homewrecker.
yeah but i stopped sleeping with him after i found out he was married.
When we made out her lip\nose ring fell out in my mouth. Awkward?
doooooooo herrrrrrrrr
I'm out of practice. be my yoda
put your penis in her you must.
I love seeing the creepers that friend request me outside of facebook. its like seeing a unicorn in the middle of campus.
He's at the gym. He likes to get high and swim cause it makes him feel like a fish.
so the time management class we had to take for work seems to be working. I just beat off instead of waiting for gf to get home bc it fit my schedule better.
It's not fair. Guys with dicks that huge should not be allowed to be catholic.
He tricked me...the first song on his sex mix was trey songz but the rest were techno....i can't walk straight now
You should have seen her, she looked like a skinny Jabba The Hutt
That literally makes no sense
Exactly
Cleaning my pipe and using the left over resin solution to make THC laced rolling papers and a jar of hash oil/honey for my tea
WE USE THE WHOLE BUFFALO
We were in the middle of fucking and she was just like "Do ya wanna play Harry Potter Scene It?" I musta been really bad lol Anyways, her tattoo healed nicely.
A bee came out of the shoe box and stung her. Even the insect community doesn't want her in those hideous things.
I keep shaking cocoa puffs out of my hair. Best Sunday Funday ever.
I promise not to pretend to be Jesus and take the wheel. But to my credit you shouldn't be saying that while I'm that drunk and we are in a car.
I just left and he walked me out and went call me if you're ever... Eh... Whatever. And walked away.
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