just survived the first fart of the relationship.
I told her I was pledging and she immediately proposed to give me head in the bathroom. i love how easy rushees are
i was so high that i was eating crumbs of my bed only to realize they were fuzz thingies. fml.
don't get me wrong, i love how you're fun and free spirited. but there are some situations...like shooting down a bottle of sambuca standing in the shallow end topless surrounded by my friends
Thanks for stopping me from doing a one man keg stand by myself clad in only a towel. that probably wouldve ended badly.
he'll be my respectable boyfriend for tksgiving and i'll be his non-slutty girlfriend for christmas.
and then ....
he stays my gay friend and my parents think i'm not a slut.
Just went through ex bf's and hook up buddys and liked pictures of them on facebook. A friendly reminder that I will be back in for the holidays
Btw sorry for throwing that bag of ice at your face lastnight....
I was trying to be a bartender for my boyfriend and his friends last night, but I was too drunk so I just kept bringing them ice cubes in my hand.
I feel like I have to sign a death waver before I have sex with him...
The more I piece together last night the more I want to vomit it out of my brain.
well smoking weed has become a deal breaker for me so I pretty much use "let's go smoke a blunt" as an icebreaker
You know your horny when you have a sex dream about Ace Ventura, if your wondering he's awful
Were you citizens arresting people again last night?
No joke. There's a picture of the priest I made out with on my parents' refrigerator.
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