Where you are. You must stay where you are are
Where you are. You must stay where you are arewhere are youu
Where you are. You must stay where you 5eare wher are you!!
I have the sudden urge to buy a Snuggie and wear it to the grocery store.
Its okay if i dont like him.his junk is just too good to resist.model penis,lame guy.
you lied vaginas dont taste like gold fish!
noo i said youre golden if her vagina tastes like fish!
Just took career test that listed librarian and bartender as top career choices. Fascinating.
dont be like that, i wasnt picking him over you. I was picking multiple orgasms over zoolander.
I was just counting ceiling tiles when he ate me out, it was that bad.
Almost propositioned sex in exchange for a study guide for my final tomorrow.
Now he's trying to use the tornado warnings as an excuse to get head. Yeah, b/c THAT'S the last taste I want in my mouth b4 I die...
I think I just inadvertently started a sex competition with my roommate and her boyfriend.
Great news I took pics last night
Warning: most of them are of you peeing while I take selfies
Oh my god, it's like someone broke the off button in my butthole
The problem is that you are trying to hold on to some dignity. Let it go. I hope your rash gets better.
He called yelling about whhhhhhiskey and enchiladas I heard sirens in the background last time I talked to him b
What part of “the stripper has a gun, we need to leave” is confusing you? She’s drunk, she’s fucking crazy and NOW SHE’S PACKING HEAT!
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