That's your vagina. No one goes out and burns it
question: masturbation: how much is too much? I think i'm about to tip toe a fine line
when you get a chance can you look up 'free abortion clinic' for me? cuz i dont think i'll be lucky enough for a second miscarriage.
frankly if you're gonna get kicked out of your place, hooking up with your gay roommate's boyfriend would be the most entertaining way to do it.
you left a paper here that says 'to do list' but it looks like you just wrote "drink a bunch of cough syrup and watch Who's the Boss" like 60 times
No, this is a senior booty call. It cannot be ignored.
I'm so confused. I feel like I just intentionally took roofies to see where I'd end up.
You always have that cute deer in the headlights look. Thats what made showing you my penis for the first time so disconcerting.
Or stump rather since he's possibly large. Large penises don't have tips, just blunt ends of battering rams.
The strip clubs here are like a safari of penis, and I'm gonna bag me a rhino.
After we got done he told me to hold his penis because it helps him fall asleep
congrats on being the token straight people in our group.
I told him that he could either pay the 10 dollars for the box of condoms or I'll make him pay for the diapers.
I am a taco. I am also really high.
I've always seen you more as a chimichanga.
G&T. Gin and tonic. GIN AND TONIC. GIN AND TONIC AND FUCKING LIME
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