let me know it goes. try not to get bit. and if you can, get someone to videotape it.
Cleveland boys shit in their own pumpkins in their own living room. Got pictures to prove it.
It was the gentlest way I could hit on a girl who just got hit by a car
If youre the one that ate my brownies this morning I only have two things to say to you
Those had pot in them
And good luck on your interview asshole
Hi Jessica this is Jessica and I am texting you and were taking lime shots and it's fantastic and I broke your elbow and I love you xo
Passive mediator is your role in this relationship. My role is dick punching arsonist
We could be the people that go there! Shuffleboard n shit. Meet strippers.
You had me at shuffleboard and strippers
How are ur friends?
One is peeing in the grass and the other is asleep under the stairs. Fuck them I'm sleeping in the car
I look like slutty woodland creatures dress me in the morning. Everybody's got problems.
I'm trying to get fucked by 4 girls here, and you're worried about verb tenses?!
she and her cat are both sick as fuck so they just sat there looking at each other with her nose dripping on the cat's. both out of fucks
Yeah, I'm sure we have time for sex AND ihop.
Good, I don't think Coke dipped ring pops hold up in the mail anyway.
I will teach you the ways of the ho life, my little gay grasshopper.
they gave me money. the money smells like weed. also they gave me weed
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