I am I'm going to have heart failure he's peed on my life.
Question. A woman tells her guy she's on birth control. Stops taking it to have a kid to force the guy to be responsible and with her. What rights does that guy have
None he's f-d
No, I'm not okay. Girls are wearing BUMPITS here.
I had fun last night. We should have sex less often.
Dude I totally just watched a girl put a tampon soaked in vodka up her vag
I need new friends
it'll be like the batcave but for manwhores
how many americans can say they have been laid before eating their first big mac?
I just sold some kid a bong I made out of a vuvuzela for $50. I think I found my career path.
I'm off the liquor
You're forefathers are ashamed of you. They didn't struggle to make it to America so that you could become a soft dick
Fell down the metal stairs and some guy tried to fight me after you left. I fell asleep with cadbury eggs in my mouth too.
He just showed up on my porch naked with just a blanket and a trash bag
I need to start a penis folder so I stop "accidentally" showing people my junk. On a side note- St. Pattys penis was a hit, four leaf clover and all.
He walked in wearing nothing but a WWF belt and yelled "THE CHAMP... IS... HEEERE!!!"
Um, It's tempting but I'm not into coke or farmers.
I NEED TO TAKE A FUCKING BREAK. MY VAGINA IS SMOKING.
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