windsor, ontario is like a poor man's amsterdam
no, it is just poor
She fell asleep on the sidewalk and people starting using her as a hurdle
advice for life: when the cop takes your tallboy, don't ask for your coozy back
just found glitter in my belly button...seriously when will this nightmare end
Give me the approximate price and I'll give you the equivalence in blowjobs.
he kept yelling THIS ISNT AMATEUR HOUR
Ok that kid was ether gay or 12 with a beard.
If i ever have a kid with an outie i'm giving it up for adoption
Dont act like I'm the only one that gets on a plane and picks out the one im gonna have fuck if we have time before the crash
Indeed. The kind of morning where puking in someone's shoes is not frowned upon
she never specifically said NOT to fuck her boyfriend so technically we can still be best friends
God and karma are having a fucking field day with my body today.
his version of basketball was throwing hot sauce packets down my cleavage at taco bell at 2 am with his buddy.the cashier kept score
You just kept screaming "PLEASE YELL CORNDOG AT HIM. PLEASE. CORNDOG."
I'm going to three dry weddings this month. I'm flashing three dry weddings this month
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