Viking lives by an ancient code of honor that we do not understand.
What code could that possibly be? Bothering the fucking shit out of people while being physically repulsive?
areee we human. . .oorrr areee we dancerssssss?!
you srsly need to quit going to that bar
btw.sex in the wood isnt as romantic as it seems.heels kept sinking in the dirt and pine needles were sticking to the fishnets
i wish i had your life
Come on the kid is gayer than me
Like the straightest thing he could do right now is take it up the butt
Everytime I cough, my tampon falls out a little bit. Does this mean I'm loose?
I've reached the point to where my pre-gaming needs to be limited to pre-inning-ing
Noooo. I told you she WAS a cancer. Not that she HAS cancer. This was the one time being a doctor didnt get you laid you alcoholic bastard
Me and Phil are just drawing pictures of thumbs in different costumes during lecture. I love being a senior.
We found her. She's owling on the sink in the bathroom.
It is officially settled in my mind that fuck the hot grad student is THE goal this year
currently working on a look that screams, "I'm dead inside, but still trying to enjoy the ride"
I asked him to help me break in the space ship aka my bed.
Get here now. I need a drinking buddy. I don't care if you're in a different timezone, it'll be five o clock here faster.
Yeahh. im on the phone with him drunk. he told me he found a pigeon in a cardboard box and named it quincy...
i bet he makes cat noises to excite himself.
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