he just texted me two pictures of his dick. i feel i should rethink whatever vibe im obviously giving out
so is it as big as he says?
he put a tube of toothpaste next to it as a reference. it looks legit
The only good thing about trampolines when you're fucked up is the gushing blood really cleans all the bad coke out of your nose.
just started drinking the sprite you used to ice your crotch last night. Missing you already
Should we discuss the rug burns on my back or just save that for a separate conversation
they're like a gay fantastic four
What's the over under on catching something from your sister?
The other. Cat spoke to me and left. This shit is laced
The first cat might save me but they are taking out masks
He told me how it ended, then I blew him.
So he ruined the best cinematic experience of your life and you REWARDED him??
i just want a position where we can lock up like some sort of sexual megatron and go the whole night that way
Idk what was more embarassing, seeing her face when I finished, or seeing her roomates faces thru the door..
They wouldn't let me on the bull because I couldn't even sign my own name... She let me try 3 times...
Alvin just won tickets on the radio. I guess he's out of jail.
A picture of a damn cupcake brought back 3 fuckboys
Having random cyber sex while watching to catch a predator just seems wrong.
I wish drug dealers had sales for the holidays
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