I wanna crawl in your skin and have dreams about Bobby Kennedy tonight.
No touching my privates on the ride to school. Pinky swear.
dude on moped wearing crocs...somebody get this guy his man card back
Seriously? Do you have me saved in your phone as 'check every 3 months to see if she's single yet'?
I had sex with him, and then he gave me a $5 Starbucks gift card. Totally worth it
That's it, I refuse to live in a world where sparkly vampires beat Batman at anything.
his dad told me thanks for making his little boy a man at breakfast this morning
i cant remember past the part when we filled his tub with skittles.
i cant belive i got a ticket! i know what his dick tastes like!
New discovery: pineapple flavored vodka. Life made, liver in jeopardy. Graduation t-minus 50 minutes.
From what I can tell at a cursory glance, it seems that last night I fell asleep on string cheese and it melted into my bra.
You don't care if I shave my legs, but you insist I be conscious for sex. Whatever. I really think your priorities are out of whack.
I look like I just got gang banged and I'm wearing a Taylor swift t shirt. It's not gonna be a pretty breakfast.
I just watched videos of people getting puppies and crying, I cried too. Definitely still drunk
I can appreciate that you picked up the hot drummer, but don’t have sex in front of my house lmao
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