Yours is on the dinner table...mine is in my underwear drawer.
do people in england often walk their sheep on leashes? or is this guy the exception to the rule?
i've never seen someone fall down the steps so gracefully... i think im in love
Tidal wave of highness just hit. Find shelter and catnip. gloves. zebra striped car washes.
I cant believe im wasting my plan b experience on this guy. I should have saved it for someone special.
Just so you know, a 6'7" tall gay man, with a martini in one hand and a fairy wand in the other, is not a force to be reckoned with...don't ask.
sea world and a strip club? BEST DAY EVER!
The random guy I fucked from craigslist said I had the best smile. I take compliments where i can get them
She kept calling herself DJ McDonalds and said she wanted to make some Egg McMusic.
The profile of her ass is just unreal. Weird way to use profile I know, but never more accurate
I fell asleep while eating jimmy johns last night and then woke up at 5am and continued to eat it
I took a vibrator for a weekend with my parents instead of a boyfriend. I obviously have my life together.
I'm setting goals and achieving them. I'd say I'm quite mature for my age.
You're goal was to fuck him and you don't even remember it.
send nudes
from the living room?
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