well, if it gives you any insight into how crazy it was, i am currently wikipediaing "anullment"
i got turned down by a girl after she saw how big my penis was and she said "thats not goin in me"
whispering "taste the rainbow" well having sex isn't my biggest turn on.
All I remember from my 21st is crying because the bouncer made him put his shirt back on
we banged on the home plate. i wasnt even aware of the significance of where we were until afterwards hahaha
Seriously. You just grinded your ass all over the heisman trophy's dick. I want you to think about that.
It's a big world.....someone has to fuck it.
It's one of those nights that you wish to god someone would booty call you, and then realize you'll just be stuck here with your poptart...
It is way too early in the summer for me to be coming into work still drunk.
I think I met somebody from your birthday this past weekend. He said I held a push up contest outside the bar and told them I would make out with the winner. He said he won..
I gave them the 'I used to fuck your son' discount.
he has a party story that rivals our "PTSD- soldier-with-a-knife" party story. I'm pretty sure this is part of some prophecy.
He got hotter. I'm offended on behalf of the rest of our graduating year.
this makes me concerned. not enough to actually do anything about it, but yeah.
As he put it in he shouted "geronimo!"
Wow... So was the sex good?
Yeah but it doesn't matter. My vagina is not a pool.
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