Obv we're gonna bbm each other in bed
Where did you get a picture of my penis
My freaking DENTIST just commented on my hickies. Through the novacaine I managed to mumble 'It was my birthday' and she smiled knowingly.
its not college until your roomate walks in on you having sex in his bed. twice
triple team girl just facebook chatted me. do i tell her i had a nice time?
i tried to climb in the window in the limo because i wanted the driver to take me to get noodles. ive reached a new level of fat kid
Give me one reason I shouldn't put the phrase "sex emotions" into my essay.
No.
Please tell me I didn't help an old woman shave her vagina last night. Please.
That's the least of the fucked up shit you did last night dude.
Dude the tree smoked with me. I planted the roach with it and smiled.
I WILL BE THE BEST FICTITIONAL HISTORICAL FIGURE FOR THE FEMENIST MOVEMENT THE WORLD HAS EVER SEEN
I just rolled an Obama blunt and a Romney shame joint for tonight. Vote wisely.
HE'S BRINGING FRIED MAC AND CHEESE BITES. I GET FRIED MAC AND CHEESE AND SEX PEOPLE. BEST WEDNESDAY EVER.
I sent you a snap of me in the bath, and you sent me a snap of a taco. An actual taco.
she doesn't even know what year it is. She just stumbles around life with a bottle of rum
Plus who wants to live somewhere tom jerked off? No one.
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