Until he has ordered mozzarella sticks & beers at 2pm while wearing formal attire, then this is still my bar.
i just googled the alphabet. i couldnt remember if it was jklomnop or jklmnop.
Just saw a denim jacket with the phrase christian cowboy...ridin with the lord under a picture of a cowboy in a sunset. I'm def in mississippi.
I do have sympathy for you. It's just not going to manifest as a blow job.
Is it bad to get into the ocean at night? i always thought sharks hated the smell of vomit after drinking
theres a kid in a leopard robe and sunglasses filling up a gas tank. i miss college
I saw him walking to campus with his beer in his hand in the same sweats he wore walking to campus with a beer in his hand yesterday.
You leaned over so she could squirt ketchup in your hair and then started chanting "KETCHUP NIGHT!! KETCHUP NIGHT!!!"
You were so proud of your stupid "magic trick" but all you did was piss on the couch. don't talk to me for a few days.
I also got a mission for you and you're gonna love it. Biggest. Hospital. Party. Ever.
Hey do you eat chocolate chip pancakes with bacon in?
DO NOT MAIL ME A PANCAKE
But in fairness, I would totally have a robo-penis as long as it had full sensation.
I someohow managed to lose my butt plug in tne midst of moving to B.C. and I am not a happy camper.
He took home that trashy slut from Bama but a NFL Lineman was just in my DMs so... who’s the real winner here
Sexual Dilemma - Covid Edition: Flirting with a cute frat boy. The Cougar in me wants to go back to his frat house and fuck his cocky brains out. The adult in me doesn’t want to get Covid and have to quarantine in a frat house for 2 weeks\n
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